I'm that one ugly guy who plays games, masturbates (of course), watches anime, and nothing else of importance.

If you're here you already know who I am (Sam), and if you don't know who I am: you may possibly think I am a freak of nature.
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Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life

Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon

"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"

"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"

"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"

I am going to start playing this game.